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PENTHOUSE PET AVA VINCENT!! DEVINN LANE!! & KURT LOCKWOOD!! CLIK FOR PIX!!

"You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs / I look around me and I see it isn't so / Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs / What's wrong with that? / I'd like to know / 'Cause here I go again / I love you..."

Paul McCartney, SILLY LOVE SONGS, Wings

Hey, everybody!

Welcome back. Some days, it's almost criminal what I get to do. I mean, how many other guys get to be paid (quite well, thank you very much) to have sex with their girlfriend. Sure, I know it's because the images are captured and sold... but you know what...I...just...don't...care. How could I when these images are of me having sex with someone, who in the humble opinion of your loyal narrator, is simply put, one of the most gorgeous women that God ever set down on his green Earth. PENTHOUSE PET AVA VINCENT is not only all dat plus a bag o'chips but, o' my brothers, let me assure you most un-equivocably and with somewhat, shall we say, a connouseurs tastes (translation: I fuck A LOT, haha!) I can honestly say without any prejudice, SHE SHAGS LIKE A FUCKIN' MINX IN HEAT, BABY, YEAH!! Haha! Sometimes when I'm standing next to her I feel like such a little, ugly, insignificant troll because she is so beautiful. It's like I'm GOLLUM from LORD OF THE RINGS and she's the RING OF POWER and I'm all, (whispered in raspy Gollum-esque voice not unlike my own after too many smokey-tokes, haha!) "She came to me, my heart, my love....my preciiiouuuusssssss...."
Okay, now I'm even starting to weird myself out, haha! Anyway, I really enjoy my days when I get to work with AVA (can you tell?) And yesterday, we shot for contract girl DEVINN LANE of WICKED PICTURES who was trading in her acting cap for director's in this particular featurette. Here's me and DEVINN watching on the monitor as my good bud, fellow swordsman JACK SPADE gave BECCA BRATT the "business." (see Pic 1) AVA and I grabbed this quick pic (2) with DEVINN and as you can see we all grabbed a quick grab of DEVINN'S ample amples, (Hey, no fools we, haha!) DEVINN was quite clear on one thing: her bosses at WICKED would have her head on a platter if they let her allow us to take any pix of the hardcore so, unfortunately, dear readers, you will have to content yourselves with these pix I shot of the stunningly gorgeous supermodel-esque AVA VINCENT. (Oh, pity you, haha!) Actually, the guy in pic 3 will be recognized by eagle-eyed KURTLOCKWOOD.COM readers as TODD TODD (see Belladonna entry in archives) TODD TODD is in real tight with the cats of DIGITAL UNDERGROUND and everytime we see each other we bust out our own version of "THE HUMPTY DANCE", haha!
Anyway, Ava and I are headed back to UNIVERSAL STUDIOS today to get to all the stuff we missed last week. What can I say, we're geeks at heart. Have a great weekend, everybody!

peace and love
KURT LOCKWOOD

Kurt on October 25th, 2003

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