Kurt Lockwood - Kurt's Journal

NEW GALLERY PHOTOS!! NEW KURT'S STORE!! NEW KURT'S ART!!

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."
-Pirates of the Caribbean

Hey everybody!

Welcome back. Just flew in from Vegas and boy, are my arms tired (badum-bum rimshot) No, seriously, I need a vacation from my vacation. Now as they say, "What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas" and it's true except that those fuckers at Vegas airport, they get a little bit of rain and they push flights back three fucking hours. I remember flying on the east coast with fucking snow on the ground and we were still on time. Oh well. I thought I'd update because my webmaster has been ultra-busy updating the features on kurtlockwood.com. As promised a few weeks ago, you will now notice a whole new library of galleries featuring your loyal and humble narrator, fucking the bejeezus out of some of your favorite adult film starlets of today. Further, you will notice that KURT's STORE will now take you directly to my favorite folks over at adultdvd.com who have all your one stop KURT LOCKWOD video/dvd shop needs. And last but certainly not least, over in KURT"S ART, yep, that's right fuckers, not only am I a PORNSTAR, but I consider myself first and foremost an ARTIST working in many different mediums (including female flesh, haha). So deal with it, bud! You will find about ten more songs from my days of touring with DEE DEE RAMONE and you will also find some pics that I took that I found odd or interesting, or they just caught my eye, so I figured I'd share them with you. I hope to expand this section soon. As I said, I just got back so my e-mail is chockfull. I promise I will answer each and every one as time permits. You know I love hearing from you all and would love any feedback you have on the new stuff (expecially if you like it, haha) I'm going to go chokey smoke, cuddle with my pitbulls, and microwave a chicken pot pie, and watch THE BIG LEBOWSKI for the millionth time (definitely my vote for the best comedy ever). Ahhhh the glamour of it all... Back in the proverbial saddle tomorrow for my good buds over at ZERO TOLERANCE tomorrow which means more XXX pix for ya! So check back soon (and often).

peace and love
KURT LOCKWOOD

p.s. I'm fucking dying to see "The Passion" the new movie about Jesus. Having been raised Irish Catholic, it's a subject I know a little something about. I've really studied the life of Jesus, and I am endlessly fascinated not by the deity we revere but rather Christ the man which I'm told that is what the movie deals with. For example, did you know that Jesus had brothers? (How could you ever live up to that? Haha. Talk about sibling rivalry. Ah well, my brother's the Messiah can't really live up to that might as well go be a fucking pornstar, haha! Hey waitaminute...haha) ALSO brothers who were from the not-so-virgin-anymore MARY. Did you know that "Christ" was NOT Jesus last name but rather a title that was bestowed later meaning "King." Did you know that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute that is speculated was to have acutally been Jesus' wife at the end and who stood next to MARY at Jesus' crucifixion? Plus, I love the language of the story, words like: Golgotha (the mount where he was crucified), stygmata (the spear-wound to the side that Jesus received when the Roman soldiers checked to see if he was dead yet or not), Gethsemene (where Jesus praid to God to NOT let him die on the cross, AND begged God to take away the burden of him being the son of God and having to die so that he could live a mortal life with Mary), not to mention Pontius Pilate (the Roman Gov. who disagreed with the crucifixion and "washed his hands of it" in a cermonial bowl and is where we get the phrase "I'm washing my hands of it", or how about Herod (the Roman Gov. who first captured Jesus and passed the buck to Pontius. ) Herod was known for his enormous gluttony and endless orgies and surely would've fit in perfectly here in Planet Porno, haha! Anyway, I can't wait to see this movie. Here's one last little tidbit for you, the movie is in ARAMEIC, a dead language that was actually the language Jesus spoke. Here's another, the hands that actually nail Jesus to the cross, belong to none other than....director MEL GIBSON who is otherwise NOT in the movie and has said he did it because he wanted to portray the we are ALL in the end guilty of nailing Jesus to that cross. Amen my nizzle.
Kurt on February 23rd, 2025

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