Kurt Lockwood - Kurt's Journal

PORNSTARS GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, TOO! (plus Becca Brat @ Karaoke!)

Won't you believe it / it's just my luck / won't you believe it / it's just my luck / no recess / no recess/ no recess/ you're in high school again / you're in high school again / no recess

-KURT COBAIN, "School", Nirvana

Hey, everybody!

Ahhh....high school. Yes the porn biz is very much like being in high school again (won't you believe it, it's just my luck) and there is indeed, as the song says, "no recess." Only the ones, that is, that you take for yourself! I'm shooting like twelve days out of the next fourteen so Ava and I decided to take a much needed "fun trip" to Universal Studios, a sort of calm before the storm kind of thing. So... sorry this page took so long to load everybody, but I wanted to show y'all the pix!

First up tho, I wanted to share with you this pic I got of Ava and me with porn starlet BECCA BRATT at the porn karaoke night at Sardo's in Burbank on Tues. nights. (see pic 1) Becca and I have worked together before and she's so friendly and awesome but she won't get up and sing! Oh well, might as well get it over with, says I. This time I got up and did a complete irony-laden rendition of David Lee Roth's remake of "Just a Gigolo" haha! It's only when we make complete asses of ourselves, warbling thru a popular tune in front of a room full of people do we truly gain appreciation for "humility." It's a blast going tho and it's getting better every week.

Today we awoke and "shook the dreams from our hair" (sorry, Jim Morrison reference there), and with child-like glee headed out to Universal Studios. They had the place decorated all Halloween style. Here's Ava and I at the entrance (see pic 2 & 3). Next are some shots of us as Fred and Wilma (pic 4) Who's that standing with me in the next shot? Nope, it's not LEE STONE haha! It's the Incredible Hulk! (pic 5) Next, Ava is disagreeing with something that ate her haha! (pic 6) Here's me with Dick Delaware and Aurora Snow..oops! I mean Shrek and the Princess... just kidding...haha! (pic 7) As you can see, Ava was attacked by various dionsaurs and creatures from the black lagoon throughout the day. (pic 8, 9) Next up, hey waitaminute, how did LEE STONE get back in there again? Just kidding Lee, it's Ava and I with the Hulk! (pic 10) Next up is Ava with (fill in your own cruel joke about someone who is fat here) haha, nope it's just "Babe." (pic 11) Ava had me clasped in irons (they gave me Hobbit feet haha!) (pic 12) Next Ava saved the world from the Terminators (the 3-D show is really fucking amazing!) (pic 13) Then finally we hit the JURASSIC PARK ride. Here's Ava and I waiting for our boat (pic 14). Then the incredible view in the "Jurassic Park" itself (keep in mind this is built in the valley!) (pic 15) The creators of this Jurassic Park ride, however, are some serious bastards. They completely divert your attention with a dinosaur leaping at you just before they do a tiny, little thing, LIKE DROP YOU 84 FUCKING FEET STRAIGHT DOWN! WHOOOOAAA NELLY! The good folks at Universal are kind enough to take a snapshot of you as you are about mid-way thru the free fall (and your balls are somewhere around your adam's apple.) Those gracious park employees did us the "favor" of putting us right in the front, too. Actually the constant spray in my face as we plummetted was beneficial because it helped to conceal that I had totally pissed myself haha! We bought the pic from them and I scanned it for ya! (That's me and Ava in the front. Ava's the one screaming like she's having the most fun a person can have. Me, I'm the one clutching the bar for dear life haha! (pic 16) Before we left we thought we'd do a hokey tourista thing and get our "caricatures" drawn. Well, as you can see the "artist" wasn't exactly fucking Rembrandt haha! I don't think it looks like us at all! (What do you think?) O well, it was still fun!

We so totally geeked out today on mindless fun that we actually broke down and shelled out the extra ten bucks for the year pass and are already planning on returning Monday (my only day off) to hit all the stuff we missed. If you wanna go, call or e-mail haha! Oh yea, and right before we left, the cutest little teenage girl walks up all nervously to Ava and with a shaky little pad and pen in her hand asks just as kindly as can be, "Excuse me, Britney Spears, can I have your autograph?" Ava didn't have the heart to tell her and just scribbled something to the girl's wild delight. Now she could tell all her friends back home in ANYWHERE, USA that she met Britney Spears haha!

Anyway, that's it for today. Check back tomorrow for the goods you've come to expect from your humble narrator. I'm talkin' some serious XXX action! See ya soon!

peace and love

KURT LOCKWOOD

Kurt on October 15th, 2003

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