Kurt Lockwood - Kurt's Journal

JILL KELLY CONTRACT STAR TYLER FAITH!! & KURT LOCKWOOD!! (clik for pixxx!!)

"Standin' in the shower thinkin' / about a man how he don't like me / he don't like the place I'm headin' / the same place he's headin' / He'd love to beat me to it / He would but he won't do it / but he would, man / if he could"

-Perry Farrel, Standin' in the Shower Thinkin' Jane's Addiction

"Some people should die / That's just unconscious knowledge."

-Perry Farrel, Pigs in Zen, Jane's Addiction

"You know the man you hate? / You look more like him everyday."

-Perry Farrel, Idiots Rule, Jane's Addiction

Hey everybody!
Welcome back. Thanks for indulging my three, yes three Jane's Addiction quotes. Today I had a weird day. It started off with a mid-morning boy/girl scene with JILL KELLY CONTRACT STAR TYLER FAITH. We shot in front of a roaring fire in a beautiful mansion, it was hot as hell but I think it probably looked very cinematic. The scene was sweaty and fast and as you can see by the pics below, the upcoming JILL KELLY PROD. release will be worth getting.
That was all well and good. BUT the weird thing was, that as I was driving home I see this white SUV stop in front of me. Suddenly the driver side door opens up and this big meathead of a Latino dude shoves this Latina girl out of the car, jumps out of the car and starts beating her up on the street. The car in front of me sped around them but there was no way I could just turn a bllind eye. I drove really close to him and started honking my horn while simultaneously dialing 911 on the cell. I turned my car around and he was off of her and now coming towards me in a threatening way. Wrong move, bud, thought I. I've got two tons of German steel BMW and I have absolutely no reservations whatsoever of pulling my own version of DeathRace 2025 on this fucker. I drove past him like a bull past the matador and he advanced toward the car (at least he was off of her now, I thought) I turned the car around again and squared off with the guy, this time I was gonna flatten the bastard just mow his ass down. Suddenly, the LAPD on the emergency line asked for this license plate I started to look at it and he was close enough to see what I was doing and jumped in the car and sped away. I gave chase. I sped after his ass for a good ten blocks cursing myself for not wearing my glasses (I'm near-sighted but I only wear them to drive at night or at the movies, sort of thing.) He ended up running a red light and getting away before I could get a full plate. I went back to check on the girl and she was now hobbling, all fucked up, stumbling up the street. I was still on the phone with the LAPD. I pulled up beside her and she recognized me and thanked me. I told her I thought it best if she got into the car with me in case he came back. She got in all hysterical and fucked up. We drove a couple of blocks and soon three huge fucking fire trucks were on the scene and the paramedics were taking care of her. She told them she'd had charges against him three times already. They asked if she wanted to press charges and she said yes, but THEN when they asked her what happened, SHE PROTECTED THE ASSHOLE, and said he'd only "lunged at her." I couldn't believe it. I pulled one of the paramedics aside and I said, "You should check her for head trauma, the guy looked all steroided out to me and was pounding her in the back of the head." So they checked her head and suggested she go to the hospital. The authorities took my information and told me what a good guy I was for stopping (ha, thought I, if they only knew) "Not everybody would've stopped," they said. "The guy could've had a gun or anything." Hmmm, thought I, I hadn't thought of that. I also hadn't thought that anyone would've done anything differently, then I remembered the car in front of me just speeding away as if nothing was happening. A little warm glow grew inside of me, kinda like E.T., haha! I hope that when I die and get before the pearly gates and St. Peter wants to consign my ass to the "Highway to Hell" for my endless fornication and debauchery, maybe at least I'll get a window seat for helping this woman in distress today, haha.
Anyway, I drove home and told my personal assistant Jennifer, who is busy at work on my awesome new Tiki Boom Boom Room back porch padio. Jennifer was floored. I hope that girl ends up all right. Unfortunately, as we all know the story, she was probably back with the retard before nightfall. Ah well. What a weird day.

Peace and love

KURT LOCKWOOD

p.s. OK is there ANYBODY who doesn't know that the current administration knows EXACTLY where OSAMA BIN LADEN is hiding and is going to drag his ass in like two weeks before the Republican convention in hopes that the momentum will carry them to the polls and to another White House victory? Vote Kerry.

Kurt on March 10th, 2025

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