Kurt Lockwood - Kurt's Journal

"NOONERS" SHOW W/ CYTHEREA & KURT LOCKWOOD!! PLUS PENTHOUSE PHOTOGRAPHER SUZE RANDALL SHOOTS SEXY NEWCUMMER LANNY BARBIE W/ KURT LOCKWOOD!! (clik for pixxx!)

"Masterpieces of the past are good for the past, but they are not good for us. We have the right to say what has been said and even what has not been said in a way that belongs to us, a way that is immediate and direct, corresponding to present modes of feeling, and understandable to everyone."

- Antonin Artaud, The Theatre and it's Double

"Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet / I cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath / Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black / throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back / Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint / forever in debt to your priceless advice..."

- "Heart-Shaped Box," KURT COBAIN, Nirvana

Hey, everybody!

Welcome back. Well, I shot two episodes of the show "NOONERS" this week with my lovely and sexy co-host CYTHEREA of CLUBCYTHEREA.COM and I'm expected back to shoot again this Wednesday and Thursday. I signed all my paperwork including a non-exclusive one-year contract. I had a blast. I have to admit getting up that early was a bit harrowing (it's called "Nooners" because it is a live show that airs at noon on the East Coast, silly) When I arrived, the ultra-hot production asst. named JOLENE (see pic 1) showed me to my very own dressing room with my very own star with my name on it on the door (see pic 2). Awww, I got a bit teary-eyed (okay, so it was just a computer print-out piece of paper slid in a little glass case to be easilly removed for the next "star," you gotta start somewhere, right, haha) I was having a lot of fun. It got even better as I bounced on over to the make-up room to say "Good Morning" to my sex co-host CYTHERA (see pic 3). The show went great. I had never really seen the show before I was on it because believe it or not I don't really get a chance to watch a whole lot of shall we say, "erotic programming" be it hardcore dvd's or t.v. because it's the old saying of, "The cobbler's children have no shoes." Simply put, after shooting sex scenes all day, all week, every week, every month, the last thing I want to do is go home and watch porn. Especially now that I know everybody because I feel weird watching my friends fuck, haha. Even if I ever do watch porn now it has to be European so that I don't know anybody. I have heard alot of other male pornstars say similar things. So me and "Cy" fucked and sucked for an hour and a half as we took live callers (including many chicks which was hot!!) who told us what they wanted us to do which we were more than happy to oblige. Cytherea is an awesome partner, she's so easy to talk to and get along with, she totally makes you feel comfortable working with her and she loves sex! Not too bad, o my brothers. Anyway, one important note I want to change is that it actually AIRS on SPICE LIVE TV which is a pay per view channel where you buy a three hour block. Remember you can catch me and Cy live every Wednesday from 10:30 a.m. to noon PST and on Thursday from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. The number to call in is toll free 1 800 SPICE LIVE. I look forward to talking to you all live really soon and like I said, if you get thru and you mention this website I'll send you a free DVD (see how much I love my fans, haha!)
After my show, I hopped in the Beemer with my asst. Jennifer and we jetted on over to PENTHOUSE photographer SUZE RANDALL's studio to shoot a sex layout with your loyal and humble narrator, KURT LOCKWOOD, and one of the hottest new girls to the business and Canadian export, the lovely LANNY BARBIE. Feast your eyes on LANNY in the behind the scenes pic with us and SUZE (pic 4).
I gotta real mixed bag coming up this week. First I'm scheduled for a boy/girl scene Monday with sexy newcummer, "TIANA." On Tues, the cable guy is coming to hook me up with my new HD tuner so that I can watch the upcoming Laker playoffs in glorious widescreen hi definition (fuck yeah!) Then it's back to the show "NOONERS" on Wednesday and Thursday. And Thursday after the show I'm due back over SUZE RANDALL's studio because SUZE in her infinite wisdom thought that since the LANNY BARBIE shoot went so well that she wants to go ahead and have us shoot a full on sex scene for DVD release as well. Now if only I can reconcile all of this happy news about my career with the fact that this week marks the one year anniversary of my father's death. >sigh< Yeah, it gets like that sometimes.

peace and love

KURT LOCKWOOD

p.s. OK so Easter is tomorrow, I just want to share with you this story I heard on the news that I couldn't believe. Apparently, in Glaspost, Pennsylvania, there was a church there that had an Easter egg hunt for all the kids with an Easter Bunny. So the church leaders, the geniuses that they are, decided to teach the kids that Easter, was in fact more than just bunnies and chocolate eggs, it was about Jesus. So they decided to show all the kids what is known as "the stations of the cross," you know, when Jesus is whipped and beaten. Only they didn't do it with a Jesus...they used the fucking Easter Bunny!! That's right, haha, all these little kids in Pennsylvania came for a traditional Easter egg hunt and instead they got to see the Easter bunny as fucking CHRIST being whipped and getting the shit kicked out of him before pretending to nail him to the fucking cross!! hahaha I couldn't stop laughing when I heard about this. Can you imagine the looks on the little kids' faces as they saw the Easter Bunny getting fucked up? hahaha. And how about the poor bastard in the fucking costume all sweaty and can't see shit, getting whipped and beaten and nailed to the cross. Do you wonder if they even told him beforehand? He was probably like, "Whoa, I don't remember this in the job description, haha" Oh well, Happy Easter, now go fuck like bunnies!

Kurt on April 9th, 2025

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